I love you too, yeah; this has been fun. Third Place Winner! Every time Id step on a scale, I felt like the numbers would explode off the screen onto my face, screaming at me to get off. Kelvin Cedeno provided the script to "Unbouncing Tigger" and "Winnie the Pooh and A Day for Eeyore". Please, please make them stop fighting. Who would not want to have a penguin at home? Lights off, no more talking! A rescue is being thought of. Rule #3 You eat what I make, or you dont eat at all. First Place Winner By: Hannah Chaffin, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A conceited high school girl who volunteers to visit a disabled boy, is called out for actually being selfish and egotistical. Especially since they have tamed me into a protector. Yeah, Im okay. Melancholy and I are very old friends. For months I felt like a failure, and I couldnt sleep. (React to thought of what could happen to dogs.) It did give me a lot. Last night my world was shattered. You wouldnt want me to lose my job, would you? For Piglet he was frightened with quite a rightful fright, And so in desperation a message he did write, He placed it in a bottle and it floated out of sight, And the rain rain rain came down down down, Ten honey pots he rescued enough to see him through, when the rain rain rain came down down down (fade). Now go to bed for real! Mom had hidden dads whiskey and he couldnt find it. Oh, Sadako. He told me that in elementary school all the kids poked at him for being short. I guess there is no hiding from it now. Oh, dear! Youre sick, and thats okay. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Thats why I was almost relieved when I was placed in regular math classes this year. Right about that time, unfortunately, a huge wage was forming, and was starting to come my way. My name is Jeanine Brefcyznki and I know that those are two very polar, funny sounding names but thats just me! I cant do any of those things! (Looks across the hall) Your room is very dark. Depending on the rare cases it did last longer than a couple of days, we would pause the fight so we could still vent and talk. NO. Give it a rest. Christopher Robin lived in another part of the forest, where he could be near his friends and help them with their problems. I was better than everyone else and that is how I like it. Like when our families used to go to the beach together. Im pretty nervous. Youre right. [Narrator] Well, let's turn the page and find out. When I was young, I had this dream about how my life would be, my ideal perfect life, two kids, a husband, a house. Lunch? [Christopher Robin] Silly old bear, here, give me your paw. I have to get out! You say it all the time. The only person who sees me for who I truly am is my best friend, Rebecca. Apologies have meant nothing to me ever since he left. I was fully prepared to propose to you tonight. Some versions also include "Unbouncing Tigger". So Ive decided to go on a book cleanse. I dont. but, I dont care, I just need somewhere to hide. Im gonna throw it back! I did buy of those cheap $1 tickets before, and guess what I won?! Every night Majestic and I would ride to where the sun touches the earth. Required fields are marked *. But as I got older, I let go of that fearor so I thought. It was awful looking and had teeth that could bite someone in half. Okay, I will not cry. 1. Adieu[Trails off], Second Place Winner! This isnt happening. Please dont ask me what Im thinking, mom. First Place Winner! Ummmm I can text her that I meant I like shakes but not protein ones. I could blame it on my father, but it was me who took away the only thing I loved, the only thing that truly made me happy. It makes me feel proud. You and Lisa going at each others necks the whole time! Though if you go back on your word and marry the princess, I swear Ill be cursing you from the underworld. By: Alexis P., Age 11, Austin, TX, USA Description: A girl talks about her frightening experiences with her evil mirror reflection. Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite. By: Hedy Z., Texas, USA, Age 17 Description: A utensil in a kitchen drawer has an identity crisis. What did I ever do to deserve this kind of pain and hurt? Hesitates.) Second Place Winner! WITH THEIR MASSIVE HORNS! With you. I love you beary much? Disgusting. Probably some so-called heroes here to rescue you. Tigger: Pooh-sticks? She pounded and tried to get out, but she couldnt. Stuck like that forever. For example, going and goes in lines five and six as well as begin and But in lines twenty-three and twenty-four. By: Julian K., Age 13, Wisconsin, USA Description: A murder suspect tries to prove his innocence to the court. Third Place Winner! So thats how I got into that group. A turning ladder made up of tiny intricate colors. It brings me back to when I lived in London, I suppose you can relate, cant you mate? And scene! Until you realize youre alone. But yeah, so vote for me. Next thing I know, Im working for NASA. Whats it gonna be? Did you hear that? Genre: Dramatic, [Austerely] Those men who still have their living wits about them, listen well to what Im about to say. Its run away a few times, too. -Eeyore "Could be worse. Miss Fortune is not a title that I take lightly. A pot of honey. Oh, look who I just got an email from. No one understands the daily struggles of being short. Matter fact nah, I dont wanna hear it. Yes, Im serious. Actually, in grade six I was voted most likely to end up working at Walmart, so who cares about skills when the people have spoken! It was a big, green frog! Hi. (turns back to groom). For the first time, I feel like there is going to be a good change in our lives. (pause as Samantha reenters) Okay, so I lost another one. Our kind isnt any different from your kind. Owl, I don't think we will ever be able to fix it. This is a joke, right? Im so sorry I wasnt paying attention and my song was on, you know and I was just in the groove like ayyy ayyy ayyy ayyy, ooouuuuuuu (Sunflower) oh uh sorry but my foot was just on the gas pedal, well its supposed to be duh, anyways just give me the ticket Ill pay whatever. Yes, they make me do all that. My cat Ringo is coming into the kitchen, guess he heard me. The voices of the two gunmen made my skin crawl. One was a mild antibiotic that was shown to reduce the effects of aging. You want your wallet back? It might sound weird, but when I feel excluded or unwelcomed by the people sitting around me, my brain kinda wants to distract me from how I feel, which is why its so hard for me to pay attention while doodling. Its bursting through the skylight, raining dough on the neighborhood! He smiles with black teeth. Apparently you cant just run to be Student Council, you have to run for a certain position. But didnt I have everything anyone could want? Is this what college is really like? To my surprise, they were all shrunken about three sizes after taking them out of the dryer! Youll get your million dollars back in no time. I have lots of experience with kids, so I know what to do when they misbehave. [Eeyore] Name's on it and everything. The man I knew was short-tempered, distant and narcissistic. Do you want to get burritos? I dont think I learned a single thing in his class. First, we dont ask to be here then BOMB, were in the world with all these worldly duties that we have, like to be nice to your neighbors, go to school, grow up and be something, blah blah you know the rest. Okay, okay. Kids who torment other kids usually dont have it so good at home. Test me one more time Penelope. By: Jared Goudsmit, Age 18 Description: Dean goes full populist in his bid for Class President. Sometimes, stuff gets swept away, you know. Coocoo COO! Miss Fortune would never strike at a time when another contestant was supposedly answering a question about what they would supposedly do if they won the supposed titleand the entire audience was in tears about her heartwarming answer. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. We are only sixteen, so Mom thinks were too young, but one day itll happen. It was a happy childhood. You need to know that there are more things I can do with this flute of mine. (Waits for a minute for camera to turn off.) I cant eat yet! TWO HOURS for the greater good of everyone else, but no! But what do I say? Can you stop? They are experimenting on us with chemicals! Didnt even say thank you!!! I have to go now. I'm so rumblee in my tumblee, Wait, before we start, um, Jason, can you please turn on your camera? Uh! How can she do that? Why does Sky have to be such a gossiper with her amazing looks and gorgeous hair, although she is still a four eyes, but I guess I cant say anything (points to glasses). It was a big misunderstanding. Now that I say that Im realizing thats why I dont have my license. So, they had to walk. Barbara if you found a spider in your daughters room you would not hesitate to smash that creeper. Um, could you all stop staring at me please? Jane Eyre Monologue. Girls, you know how most of the time things dont fit right, and you leave with two things out of ten? Come back. There, feeling better? Todays my 21st birthday! Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. )Maybe we can come up with a compromise. Mr. Rupert sits at that table for his lunch break, and trust me, you dont want to sit there. PIGEONS! And yes, its been hard, and extraordinarily frustrating, but I believe that we can do it, so lets go to it. [Piglet] Well, it isn't very happy for me. No, neither have I. Up, down, up When I up, down, touch the ground It puts me in the mood, Up, down touch the ground In the mood (smack, smack) for food, I am stout, round and I have found, Speaking poundage wise, I improve my appetite When I exercise. Your response still lingers in my mind, your smile. Im going to take a rock from that mountain and bring it back here. And then I look at you, spending hundreds of dollars every time you go out to the mall, and I am disgusted. We also got the double play. He's gone. I just wish he wouldnt yell, andwell, other stuff. Second Place Winner By: Brooke E., Little Rock, Arkansas, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A snobby fencing instructor gets a comeuppance. By: Tessa Lassinger, Age 15, Washington, USA Description: An overachieving teen boasts about her involvements and dreams. Hey?! It wasnt even like there was a person there. Youre hurting my ears. Yells as he exits.) Ugh, I told youNO MORE THINKING! By: Antonio Suarez, Cupertino, California USA, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A boy describes the life of an immigrant worker. How about you try to leave and rejoin? It started in our lab. I just want to go home, man. Some kids read to escape, others read for fun. Oh yeahprivacy! (pause) Im sorry I went away to University. I remember grabbing his hand again, it was still warm. Please, dont make me go! Eeyore: If I decide to practice the slight movement from right to left or left to right, it's nobody's business but my own. Its like art. So, tell me where did you get it? All youre gonna be is a piece of trivia for superhero nerds with nothing better to spend their time on. Just once, I want the praise that Emily gets. No, that is way too meta. What can I say to convince you Im not a bad guy? Great, now Im hungry. I spent most of my days in bed and in the depths of it, all I wanted was to go to sleep forever. Eeyore is usually shown as a pessimistic, gloomy, anhedonic, old, grey, and a stuffed donkey who is one among the friends of Pooh. There! My name is Beatrice. Hold on just a minute here waiter. By: Niesha M., Fort Worth, Texas, USA, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A wife tells her husband about a stray cat shes taken in. I was here first, and as a feline, I have the advantage in the smarts department. Piglet: Yes, but I'm afraid, I'm very sorry, but when I was running---that is, to bring it---I fell down and----. Were just objects, wallflowers, property. Whoosh! Id watch all those beautiful brides walk down the aisle, looking so beautiful in their elegant gowns, hair done so perfectly, holding the loveliest flowers just below their glowing faces, bursting with joy, faces decorated with the biggest smiles, bright as jewelry, every one of them feeling like theyre the only girl in the whole world. There are numerous examples of this technique at play within Poem by Eeyore. Hes looking for something that doesnt taste like year-old toothpaste. First Place Winner! Only someone with the blessings of Athena could have enough foresight to think of using something shiny to deflect my gazeYou wont need it. Sure, he might be a King of the Underworld and the pomegranate trick was a bit wicked, but we seem to be a perfect match! But trust me, what youre doing now Ray, its not living. Don't be so gloomy! (moves toward the door and offstage and starts screaming) Noooooo! Mom!!! By: Hanna Collins, Cupertino, California, USA, Age 15 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A Chinese mother lectures her child about how easy her life is. The loud cars, big trucks, the constant noise surrounding me, the germs, the animals the people. First Place Winner! (Samantha leaves the office) God I hate that woman. Leslie? We did it all. Ive been practicing all week. I want to know why she did it, and why I was stupid enough to never suspect her. Why cant they do the same for us? In 1,000 simple steps, you will find the key to everlasting happiness. Sounds like a great guy. Someone special Well, its not actually a- (beat) Whats his name? Yeah, theres all kinds of scuses for whippin me. Since we are both stuck here for another good moment, I figure I will tell you a little about myself, whether you are interested or not. You look too young to be a psychiatrist. Whhooooops! So, me, Mark, and Julie decided to take matters into our own hands. I mean look at what I have. Maybe you are here today. Are you okay? [Gopher] Suffering sassafras. I shop on Rodeo Drive. But right now, its our time to live, and not our time to melt yet. And lets not forget about the leg warmers! But other than that, its a great place to work. (practically throws phone) Leslie? (stops moving) So, what happened? I always get scared and go back inside. I bet youd scream too if you stubbed your toe on a corner store. Youll have to live with that regret for the rest of your days. And if Im being honest, the bad things outweigh the good. (Sits down and takes a breath, places hands on lap.) My evil stepmother hates me because every time she talks to that stupid mirror, it always tells her that Im the fairest in the land and goes on and on about my fair skin thats white like snow and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So she made her sisters stop and take pictures of her. MY EARS. Sooo Im going to go unless you want to lecture me about something else? (starts texting) Id like to tell you something. How am I going to patch that skylight, momll kill me wait do ya hear that? Throw a football 20 yards? I work hard to be funny, but to not be known as the funny friend. I work hard to be sporty, but not too sporty, to be artsy but not too artsy, to be quirky but to make sure that my quirks are normal.

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